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Hello new blog! My name is Brittany and I will be sporadically posting and/or neglecting you. I feel like you deserve to know up front: it’s not you, it’s me…

That being said, I can now direct my attention to my readers/fellow Tumblr-ers..(it’s a word. I checked. Move on.) This blog is meant for one purpose and one purpose only: how to effectively dress your cat.

Ok that’s a lie. This blog has a lot of purposes. But I mostly just want people to get a good laugh with me and/or at me, and for people to realize that you don’t have to be like everyone else. You can be completely different, but still just as good.

I may not know how to make a pie, or can fruits and vegetables, or even sew a straight line. But I can make a mean Top Ramen, “speed clean” my house in 10 minutes, and sell a phone like it’s nobody’s business. I am not the typical wife by any means, but I work just as hard and I am good at what I do.

I am the un-housewife!

So feel free to read along when you want and when I post, and let’s see where it takes us!

Hey guys! I’ll be posting soon, so stay tuned!